The IronDog Chronicles

Sorry, but no other talk is going on here in Chapel Hill. Here’s my preview for tonight…Look for it here on TarheelDaily.com…

However, I do want to make a couple of plea to you the chuckleheads out there coming to the Hill tonight to raise hell…It should be a blast, and we know that you want your own reality show. But if we win tonight, stay off of the trees on Franklin Street…Seriously, they didn’t do any thing to you. So, if you’re tearing the trees out of the planterns, the curse of Tommy LaGarde’s broken leg shall be bestowed upon you…Be easy.

And annuta’ thang about Franklin Street, doofis…Grabbing girls’ @$$($ on Franklin Street in the 21^st century is mad tacky. Some day some girl is going to ‘Kill Bill Vol.1’ your @$$. Take that moshing and groping home for your self-reenactments of American Gladiators.

In the meantime….”Let’s Do This!”

Spit in the Mississippi,
BD